The Fractal Right

I was going to make a picture similar to this one, but then I found this one, so I didnt need to! Saves me lotsa time. This wonderful picture expresses the nature of the current Republican Tea Party in better words than I'm capable of outside of fantasy writings.

Infinite Joy~

I apologize for the lack of correspondence as of late, but my reasons are justified! An amazing bounty has come to me, and words cannot adequately express my joy. Through means far ranging, confusing and contradictory I have aquired the Ruby Codex! Yes, the very same! My eyes started to see light as concentric circles rather than amorphous spheres, so i decided to write until they stop leaking blue stuff of unknown origin.
The Ruby Codex is an artifact from the Mortal-Divine war of so many millenia past, one of the secret weapons which allowed the mortals to win their freedom from the uncaring slavery of so many of the deities; a good analogy would be if cattle suddenly aquired the means to stop us from farming them. The writings are bold and confusing, but what I've learned is amazing. This book details, for every last deity, the method of nondivine attack that they are vulnerable to. For instance, Balchaic the Harmonious can be harmed as if he were mortal by a long, curved blade, made of the strongest steal and edged with a nearly invisible peice of glass, forming a point that is sharpened to insane degree, all the way to the molecular level! Such a thing is hard to aquire, but not impossible. And there are many more who, unlike Balchiac, still exist in our world actively. It is good this came to me, rather than one irresponsible enough to test its teachings. My studies will continue, as will my search for the other five codecies. If anyone has leads, your assistance will be greatly rewarded, of that I assure you!

Correspondence!

Got a couple neat letters recently! Lets get into it!

Karl Prosek: "These forbidden writings praise those powers which nearly destroyed humanity, and seek to do so a second time. You are an enemy of my empire and you and yours shall be destroyed..." And so on. Well Karl, Id be much more impressed if you were your father. Write again when you can beat another army without using a Plot-Hole Generator.

Martin: "I told you, I don't worship demons anymore. I wont tell you again, you will receive no assistance or information from me or my colleagues." I...never sent any such request to Martin. Im not sure why he wrote to me, it mustve been a mistake...But wow, worshiping demons? Didnt see that coming at all.

This letter was marked as being from Merroroborus, whatever that means. The author's name was in a script i can't reproduce here: "I thought you lived in a pre-Renaissance society that had abandoned technology for magical advancement. So how are you writing on a 21st century medium, in a dimension you are not from?" (Note: This letter immolated itself about five seconds after i read the last word. Please dont do that.) Actually, I dont have the slightest clue. This alone terrifies me far more than any beholder, lich or dragon. Though clearly, deep magic is responsible.

Well, I had more, but I think i should go find someone to see if im under an illusion or a hallucinogen. My presence here seems rather perplexing.