Correspondence!

Got a couple neat letters recently! Lets get into it!

Karl Prosek: "These forbidden writings praise those powers which nearly destroyed humanity, and seek to do so a second time. You are an enemy of my empire and you and yours shall be destroyed..." And so on. Well Karl, Id be much more impressed if you were your father. Write again when you can beat another army without using a Plot-Hole Generator.

Martin: "I told you, I don't worship demons anymore. I wont tell you again, you will receive no assistance or information from me or my colleagues." I...never sent any such request to Martin. Im not sure why he wrote to me, it mustve been a mistake...But wow, worshiping demons? Didnt see that coming at all.

This letter was marked as being from Merroroborus, whatever that means. The author's name was in a script i can't reproduce here: "I thought you lived in a pre-Renaissance society that had abandoned technology for magical advancement. So how are you writing on a 21st century medium, in a dimension you are not from?" (Note: This letter immolated itself about five seconds after i read the last word. Please dont do that.) Actually, I dont have the slightest clue. This alone terrifies me far more than any beholder, lich or dragon. Though clearly, deep magic is responsible.

Well, I had more, but I think i should go find someone to see if im under an illusion or a hallucinogen. My presence here seems rather perplexing.