This has gone on for far too long. PZ Myers, founder of the so-called Phayngula blog, is far more than he seems. Think about it: The constant grandiose style, over-the-top schemes of his faction to take control. And most of all, a strange infatuation with squid-type monsters. This leaves us with only one, horrific conclusion: PZ Myers is an Illithid. A Mind Flayer. Its only a matter of time now. After the hospital pictures leaked, showing Myers bursting from his form to strangle the world, he tried to pass it off as a photo taken during his rest there. BUT I ASK YOU: How did they get a camera into a hospital room in which Myers, nearing the size of the earth at this point, was resting? You see the peices start to fall apart already. Infact that picture was taken by agents on the ISS, before its tentacle-induced destruction. How long until "Myers" comes clean?
No doubt, there is some question as to my reliability. Well, I assure you, it is absolute. My copy of the Sargonne Prophecy makes it clear that a man will rise who takes up the mantle of the flayers, who ushers in the "start" of their empire. No, You cant see my copy of the prophecies. Besides you probably cant translate Qualith. You'll just have to take my word on this one: Myers is a mind flayer working for the unknowable plans of his Elder Brain. Well, Mr. Myers, let me tell you this: The brain lies. Individual personalities are subsumed, only the memories retained by the elder brain. Your atheism looks a bit silly now, doesnt it?
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